But
Free Personal Advice About Your Birth Chart, Love Life, and Future?
Nope... can't do it... I do not answer requests for free personal
advice (an opinion or a comment) regarding the interpretation of your
birth chart, compatibility with another person, upcoming transit forecasts,
or yada, yada, yada.
The
Double Edged Sword Of Success
Believe
it or not, spending 24 hours a day churning out free personalized
answers and advice regarding your love life (for which regular "cash/credit
card in hand" clientele pay anywhere from $18 - 300) is not my
cup of tea...
I do
not answer requests for free personal advice (an opinion or a comment)
regarding the interpretation of your birth chart, compatibility with
another person, upcoming transit forecasts, or yada, yada, yada.
Sadly
enough, certain online astrologers have given
folks the false impression that everything in life (and especially
on the Internet) is free. It ain't. There
are generally about six different scenarios and/or rationales as to
why some Internet astrologers choose to give out free readings (given
in order of likelihood of occurrence):
- The
astrologer is a shameless scam artist. Expensive Web Ads for astro/psychic
services that jubilantly proclaim free, free, free are most often
a giant red flag waving from the highest hill that you might be
entering the Scamming Danger Zone. (See Dr
Z's Red Flags that signal you might be entering the Scamming
Danger Zone.)
-
The astrologer happens to be reputable and is hoping that you'll
get hooked by a free mini-reading or free advice and then later
on you'll pay the big bucks for a more complete reading. There are
some very fine astrologers out there using this tried and true method,
but I'm not one of them. I'm glad it works for them, however (for
better or for worse) it's currently not my cup of tea.
-
The "astrologer" is actually an astrology apprentice and
is getting practice by looking at your chart. That's all fine and
good, because that's how all astrologers (including me) started
out. However, the "astrologer" should inform you of this
so that you'll know you're being used as a "guinea pig."
- Having
incredibly low self-esteem, the astrologer is an emotional door
mat; and - despite his or her needing to put food on the table and
pay the electricity bill - the astrologer has a problem with saying
the word: "NO."
- The
astrologer is an inflated egomaniac (which is really low self-esteem
in disguise) who - having so few real money paying clients that
he/she has plenty of extra free time on his/her hands - feels a
distorted sense of importance when having the opportunity to tell
folks what to do and how live their lives.
- The
astrologer is an incredibly spiritual, giving, and caring individual
(that doesn't have a
popular astrology site).
This is perhaps the least likely scenario, but it does happen about
.0001% of the time.
I
am
none of the above. Hey! Nice guy, I am... but Santa Claus, I ain't...
Yes, I (like any concerned, responsible person), do a certain amount
of "pro bono" (free) work for folks, but it's always been
(and will always be) my option as to when, where, and who
I choose to do it for. So, give me a break - and try enjoying all
the free information and features already on the site.
Reading My Daily Email
Yep... you guessed it! The extremely violent, disgruntled guy with
the loaded gun is me reading my daily email. And so... it must be
(mind-numbingly) repeated one final time that I don't answer requests
for free personal advice (an opinion or a comment) regarding the interpretation
of your birth chart, your compatibility with another person, upcoming
transit forecasts, or yada, yada, yada.
The reason
for this final mind-numbing repetition is that shockingly enough there
will still be some folks reading this disclaimer that think none of
this applies to them. Yep - despite having now dedicated an entire
page to saying NO - these few special folks will still insist
on writing in to me asking for free advice, an opinion, or a comment
about their (oh so special) chart.
So, unfortunately,
the rest of you polite and considerate folks (who are in the vast
majority) that can take a hint and understand the meaning of the word
NO end up having to pay for the sins of the very few by reading
all of this nonsense one more time.
If you
have a burning personal question about your birth chart, your love
life, and/or your future - then you can visit StarryMart for a paid
reading or (better yet) contact a local astrologer in your area for
a paid personal face to face reading.
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Yep!
Receiving visitor comments regarding content of the Zodiac Master are
often the high point of my day... and so I greatly enjoy reading all comments
about the site (pro and con)...