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Fulfillment of all orders in Dr Z's StarryMart is via email. This saves you money (you're not paying for Dr Z's ink, paper, and stamps), and you also get your order filled more quickly (since you're not waiting around on snail mail delivery). All computer generated interpretation readings now come in the form of the multi-platform PDF Adobe file read with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader attached to the email.
Please Note 14 Day Fulfillment: Yep! Fulfillment of most StarryMart orders through PayPal is normally within 7 calendar days. However, the Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading has become so popular that Dr Z can no longer guarantee fulfillment within 7 calendar days. Dr Z is dancing as fast as he can, but fulfillment is normally within 14 calendar days. While this may "feel" like a long wait... keep in mind that Dr Z's real world (big bucks) established clients typically wait a month or more to be scheduled for one of his face to face readings.
Compatibility - Dr Z's Cut To The Chase Soul Bond Relationship
Reading - $39.95 USD
Also available: the Plus ($49.95 USD) and Premium ($69.95 USD) readings.
This reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a current romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term.
Let all of that slowly sink into your brain's 10 billion neurons.
Yep! Do yourself a HUGE favor by reading all of the boring information on this page regarding what you get (and what you DON'T get) in this reading PRIOR to ordering!
Your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you have read every single word on this page and that you will not expect more than you paid for.
So Darned Cheap?
Granted... chatting about your love life with Dr Z (and having the cathartic opportunity to debate him on the merits of the relationship - pointing out where he must surely be wrong - is an absolutely marvelous and unforgettable experience, however you'll have to decide for yourself if it's THAT marvelous and THAT unforgettable.
So please don't order the Cut To The Chase Premium reading with the expectation of asking followup questions. (And yep... this cruel stricture even applies to Fire and Air signs.)
You and Your Partner Share A Soul Bond?
As astrologer Steven Forrest has said (something to the effect) sometimes soul mates kill each other... and as astrologer Tracey Marks once aptly put it, certain factors may mirror that a "soul bond" exists; but do not necessarily indicate the potential for marriage or partnership (or - adding in Dr Z's two cents - even the ability to end up speaking to each other in a civil manner).
Doing Your Soulwork
"As in a spiritual tradition, we are called on in the new 'tradition of two' to do 'soulwork' - to expand our souls, heal our past wounds, and evolve as humans... How do you know when you're with a soul mate? It's not a matter of magic. You know you're with a soul mate when you are both doing your soulwork..." John and Bonney Grey, Becoming Soulmates.
Doesn't sound too romantically ooey gooey, does it? Doesn't sound like those all too familiar matchmaker commercials that practically promise smooth and easy when they match you up with your soulmate? It's not. Doing your soulwork and being a soulmate is hard work!
Birth Data needed for both people:
By default Dr Z uses the Koch House system. (If you're clueless about house systems, then don't sweat it.)
Please Note Regarding Time of Birth: In order for Dr Z to find and then consider the most important "chart signatures," he will need the exact time of birth for (at the very least) one of the persons involved in the relationship. Having the time of birth for both folks is much, much, much more preferable. It's impossible to overemphasize just how critical the exact time of birth is when doing chart comparison interpretations. Please DON'T order this Soul Bond Relationship Reading if you DON'T have the complete birth data for (at the very least) one of the people. (If you don't have the complete birth data for at least one of the people, then Dr Z recommends that you try a Horary Question reading.)
To The Chase - Basic - $39.95 USD
The Friends & Lovers report is an 18-25 page personalized report that takes two individuals' birth dates and then explores (in plain, understandable language) the meaning of the astrological relationships between them. This report breaks down the various elements of the relationship, providing you with detailed descriptions of the pluses (feel good stuff) and the minuses (the challenges) involved in your relationship. Here's where you will likely experience the joy of receiving reams of material and/or writing describing the various dynamics of the relationship. Speaking frankly, this report covers much more material (in much more detail) than Dr Z (or any other astrologer on the planet) could possibly cover during a one hour telephone call.
Cut To The Chase Plus - $49.95 USD - Same as Basic and add Part Three - a file copy of the Simpaticos Composite Relationship Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere) with interpretation texts prepared by Bernie Ashman. A composite chart is a relationship chart calculated and derived from the two charts of the individuals involved in a relationship. A composite chart is thought to be a symbolic reflection or mirror of the universally held concept that there are not simply two autonomous factors involved in an interpersonal relationship, but also a "Third." A composite chart attempts to describe and map out this Third autonomic presence of the relationship.
Cut To The Chase Premium - $69.95 USD - Same as Plus and add Part Four - Briefly include your current circumstances and/or situation and tell Dr Z what the one burning issue, concern, and/or question that you'd like him to briefly address. Repeating this... ONLY one burning issue, concern, and/or question. (Sorry, but this reading does NOT include back and forth email dialogue with Dr Z about the relationship.
Also as previously stated: this reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term.
If you're wanting more than what the Cut To The Chase Basic, Deluxe, or Premium reading provide, then do not order this reading.
Again, your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you have read every single word on this page and that you will not expect more than you paid for.
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Please note this most common potential snafu: After paying... if you are not automatically sent to a page on my site to fill out a form with your birthdata and such - then look for the "Return to You Bet Your Sweet Astrology Consulting" link where you can choose to return to my site. Please select that link. This link will take you back to my site and directly to the birth data form. More: (Help me, Dr Z!)
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