Astrological Compatibility - Dr Z's Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading

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Astrological Compatibility - Dr Z's Cut To The Chase Soul Bond Relationship Reading - $39.95 USD Also available: the Plus ($49.95 USD) and Premium ($69.95 USD) readings.

This is a "Relationship Reading." What that means is that it's a reading meant for two people currently or in the past involved in a romantic relationship and discusses whether or not the relationship contains vital soul bonds between the two people.

This reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term.

Let that slowly sink into your brain's 10 billion neurons for just a moment. In the unforgettable words of Chris Carter to Jackie Chan in Rush Hour: "DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?"

Yep! Do yourself a HUGE favor by reading all of the boring information on this page regarding what you get (and what you DON'T get) in this reading PRIOR to ordering!

Your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you have read every single word on this page and that you will not expect more than you paid for.

Why So Darned Cheap?
How much do you save? Oh, let's see... in a Dr Z Cut To The Chase Basic Soul Bond Relationship Reading, you save about $110 USD... when compared to a regular Dr Z Full Blown Compatibility Reading (or other quasi-comparable compatibility readings offered on the Net) normally costing $149.95 USD and up. Remarkably, with the Dr Z Cut To The Chase Soul Bond Relationship Reading, about the only thing you'll be missing out on is the opportunity to endlessly pick Dr Z's brain (and/or argue with him) during a one hour telephone call.

Granted... chatting about your love life with Dr Z (and having the cathartic opportunity to debate him on the merits of the relationship - pointing out where he must surely be wrong - is an absolutely marvelous and unforgettable experience, however you'll have to decide for yourself if it's THAT marvelous and THAT unforgettable.

So please don't order the Cut To The Chase Premium reading with the expectation of asking followup questions. (And yep... this cruel stricture even applies to Fire and Air signs.)

Do You and Your Partner Share A Soul Bond?
Do you and your partner share a soul bond? Are you and your partner soul mates? Despite popular opinion, experiencing a deep, soul mate (or soul bond) connection with another person is not a guarantee of an easy, smooth, harmonious relationship or connection with that other person... and it is NOT a guarantee that the other person will be with you for the rest of this present incarnation on planet Earth.

As astrologer Steven Forrest has said (something to the effect) that sometimes soul mates kill each other... as astrologer Tracey Marks once aptly put it, certain factors may mirror that a "soul bond" exists; but do not necessarily indicate the potential for marriage or partnership (or - adding in Dr Z's two cents - even the ability to end up speaking to each other in a civil manner).

Doesn't sound too romantically ooey gooey, does it? Doesn't sound like those all too familiar matchmaker commercials that practically promise smooth and easy when they match you up with your soulmate? It's not. Doing your soulwork and being a soulmate is hard work!

By default Dr Z uses the Koch House system. (If you're clueless about house systems, then don't sweat it.)

Please Note Regarding Time of Birth: In order for Dr Z to find and then consider the most important "chart signatures," he will need the exact time of birth for (at the very least) one of the persons involved in the relationship. Having the time of birth for both folks is much, much, much more preferable. It's impossible to overemphasize just how critical the exact time of birth is when doing chart comparison interpretations. Please DON'T order this Soul Bond Relationship Reading if you DON'T have the complete birth data for (at the very least) one of the people. (If you don't have the complete birth data for at least one of the people, then Dr Z recommends that you try a Horary Question reading.)

Cut To The Chase - Basic - $39.95 USD
So What In The Heck Do You Get For Your Bucks?

Part One - A Dr Z Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down, or Borderline Rating: Please be aware that in this first part of the reading you will NOT be receiving reams of materials and/or writing describing the various dynamics of the relationship [the second part aptly handles this chore]. This part of the reading will be a very short paragraph or two at most.

Nope! Dr Z's Ratings are not based on the typically lame method of adding up pluses and minuses used in 99% of the canned computer reports that give those (oh so popular) overall and/or category ratings. Dr Z will be personally taking a look at both charts in search of certain relationship "signatures" that are normally present in order to denote that a relationship has "soul bond" connections. The rating is based in part on the Dr Z Top Six Soulmate Clues, but is much more focused and zeros in on the most essential ingredients.

Since writing his Six Top Soul Mate Clues many years ago, Dr Z has decided that there are certain factors that he now targets as being most significant when giving a Thumbs Up or a Thumbs Down rating for a Soul Bond. These focused soul connection factors reflect inner-potentials of inexplicable (irrational) feelings related to a sense of fatedness, kinship, destiny, and deep emotional connection between the two people involved.

With Dr Z every reading is different, but some of the various analysis techniques used may (when appropriate) include synastry comparisons, composites charts, astro-mapping, solstice points, and shared affinities. Yes, Dr Z nowadays includes explanations of a few of the major factors involved in his rating... but again, in this part of the reading, you will NOT be receiving reams of materials and you will NOT be receiving detailed descriptions of all the various reasoning involved in Dr Z's rating of the relationship.

Thumbs Up - A Thumbs Up rating merely means that the two of you have a soul bond with the basic "right stuff," "ingredients," and/or "chart signatures" present that are necessary in order for a relationship to potentially work (with, of course, effort on your part). A Thumbs Up means that the two of you have a soul bond together and (for some strange and mysterious reason) were (for better or for worse) supposed to happen to each other.

Every relationship on our planet takes work and effort to be successful, and Lord knows that most of us could manage to screw up even the most perfect relationship. However, relationships without these soul bond "chart signatures," generally do not work out. That's the nature of the unwieldy, untamed beast called love. It's much easier to point out and forecast relationships that are unlikely to work than it is to point out and forecast relationships that will work out.

A Thumbs Up rating is NOT a "blank check" guarantee that the relationship will ultimately be in human terms "successful," that the relationship is a healthy and happy relationship, and/or that the relationship will last a lifetime.

Bottom line: no astrologer on the planet can give you a blank check guarantee of (in human terms) "success." Don't order any version of the Cut To The Chase Reading with unrealistic expectations!

Think about it... if Dr Z were somehow clever enough to be the one astrologer on the planet who could provide a 100% (or even 70%) guarantee regarding the success of a relationship - then he'd be charging the price of a medium sized country for this reading, rather than $39.95. (Before ordering... be sure to read more about our in vain attempts via astrology to discover and locate the Love Potion.)
Thumbs Down - A Thumbs Down rating means that in this relationship the two of you are in the long run most likely "spinning your wheels." Your relationship does not contain enough (and/or any) of the "right stuff" chart signatures. Therefore - in Dr Z's estimation - the relationship is not likely to succeed and/or can only succeed with great effort, determination, and commitment on the part of the two individuals involved.

Yes, Dr Z realizes that the two of you are, oh so, very madly in love; and, yes, the two of you feel, oh so, right for each other (at the moment). However, in the final result, you're most likely "spinning your wheels!" Is a Thumbs Down rating by Dr Z 100% correct every single time and in every single case? Of course not. Get a grip... Can you prove Dr Z wrong by getting married to a Thumbs Down? Of course you can.
Borderline (very seldom given) means it's too close to call.

Part Two - A file copy of the Friends & Lovers Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere)
The Friends & Lovers report is an 18-25 page personalized report that takes two individuals' birth dates and then explores (in plain, understandable language) the meaning of the astrological relationships between them. This report breaks down the various elements of the relationship, providing you with detailed descriptions of the pluses (feel good stuff) and the minuses (the challenges) involved in your relationship. Here's where you will likely experience the joy of receiving reams of material and/or writing describing the various dynamics of the relationship. Speaking frankly, this report covers much more material (in much more detail) than Dr Z (or any other astrologer on the planet) could possibly cover during a one hour telephone call.

Cut To The Chase Plus - $49.95 USD - Same as Basic and add Part Three - a file copy of the Simpaticos Composite Relationship Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere) with interpretation texts prepared by Bernie Ashman. A composite chart is a relationship chart calculated and derived from the two charts of the individuals involved in a relationship. A composite chart is thought to be a symbolic reflection or mirror of the universally held concept that there are not simply two autonomous factors involved in an interpersonal relationship, but also a "Third." A composite chart attempts to describe and map out this Third autonomic presence of the relationship.

Cut To The Chase Premium - $69.95 USD - Same as Plus and add Part Four - Briefly include your current circumstances and/or situation and tell Dr Z what the one burning issue, concern, and/or question that you'd like him to briefly address. Repeating this... ONLY one burning issue, concern, and/or question. (Sorry, but this reading does NOT include back and forth email dialogue with Dr Z about the relationship.

Also as previously stated: This reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term.

If you're wanting more than what the Cut To The Chase Premium reading provides, then do not order this reading.

Again, your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you have read every single word on this page and that you will not expect more than you paid for.

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