Astrological Compatibility - Dr Z's Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading

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Please Note: Yep! Fulfillment of most StarryMart orders through PayPal is normally within 7 calendar days. However, the Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading has become so wildly popular that Dr Z can no longer guarantee fulfillment within 7 calendar days. Dr Z is dancing as fast as he can and making every effort possible to fulfill your Cut To The Chase order as quickly as possible, but fulfillment is nowadays approximately between 7 (and closer) to 10 calendar days.

Astrological Compatibility - Dr Z's Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading - $39.95 USD Also available: the Plus ($49.95 USD) and Premium ($59.95 USD) readings.
This is a "Relationship Reading." What that means is that it's a reading meant for two people currently involved in a romantic relationship or to determine how well two people would potentially "get along" if a romantic relationship were to occur. It is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place. Do yourself a HUGE favor by reading all of the boring information on this page regarding what you get (and what you DON'T get) in this reading PRIOR to ordering!

Why So Darned Cheap?
How much do you save? Oh, let's see... in a Dr Z Cut To The Chase Basic Relationship Reading, you save about $110 USD... when compared to a regular Dr Z Full Blown Compatibility Reading (or other quasi-comparable compatibility readings offered on the Net) normally costing $149.95 USD and up. Remarkably, with the Dr Z Cut To The Chase Relationship Reading, about the only thing you'll be missing out on is the opportunity to endlessly pick Dr Z's brain (and/or argue with him) during a one hour telephone call.

Granted... chatting about your love life with Dr Z (and having the cathartic opportunity to debate him on the merits of the relationship - pointing out where he must surely be wrong - is an absolutely marvelous and unforgettable experience, however you'll have to decide for yourself if it's THAT marvelous and unforgettable.

Do You and Your Partner Share A Soul Bond?
Do you and your partner share a soul bond? Are you and your partner soul mates? Despite popular opinion, experiencing a deep, soul mate (or soul bond) connection with another person is not a guarantee of an easy, smooth, harmonious relationship or connection with that other person... and it is NOT a guarantee that the other person will be with you for the rest of this present incarnation on planet Earth.

As astrologer Steven Forrest has said (something to the effect) that sometimes soul mates kill each other... as astrologer Tracey Marks has aptly put it, certain factors may mirror that a "soul bond" exists; but do not necessarily indicate the potential for marriage or partnership (or - adding in Dr Z's two cents - even the ability to end up speaking to each other in a civil manner).

Please Note: Emotional Baggage - Damaged Goods
I really, really, really hate to bring this up, but there are more than a few folks out there that are so very emotionally damaged (filled with anger and resentment) that they are literally incapable of maintaining and/or sustaining a loving relationship that builds up and creates new life rather than tears down and destroys.

Granted, there are generally birth chart “markers” or “clues” of potential major emotional issues and/or baggage that the other person (or, for that matter, you) are carrying around and dealing with in this lifetime – however there is no way based simply on looking at the birth chart to determine how successfully they (or you) have dealt with these issues in their (your) life.

My condolences if you have hooked up with one of these severely emotionally damaged individuals. It often happens to the best of us – and, when it happens, all the soul bond connections in the world may not be able to overcome who they have become as an individual. It’s dreadfully painful when this happens. Trust me, I know… been there, done that…

Doesn't sound too romantically ooey gooey, does it? Doesn't sound like those all too familiar matchmaker commercials that practically promise smooth and easy when they match you up with your soulmate? It's not. Doing your soulwork and being a soulmate is hard work!

By default Dr Z uses the Koch House system. If you're dead set on wanting your report to use another house system, then you may wish to find another astrologer. (If you're clueless about house systems, then don't sweat it.)

Please Note Regarding Time of Birth: In order for Dr Z to find and then consider the most important "chart signatures," he will need the exact time of birth for (at the very least) one of the persons involved in the relationship. Having the time of birth for both folks is much, much, much more preferable. It's impossible to overemphasize just how critical the exact time of birth is when doing chart comparison interpretations. Please DON'T order this Soul Bond Relationship Reading if you DON'T have the complete birth data for (at the very least) one of the people. (If you don't have the complete birth data for at least one of the people, then Dr Z recommends that you try a Horary Question reading.)

Cut To The Chase - Basic - $39.95 USD
So What In The Heck Do You Get For Your Bucks?

Part One - A Dr Z Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down, or Borderline Rating: Please be aware that in this first part of the reading you will NOT be receiving reams of materials and/or writing describing the various dynamics of the relationship [the second part aptly handles this chore]. This part of the reading will be a very short paragraph or two at most.

Nope! Dr Z's Ratings are not based on the typically lame method of adding up pluses and minuses used in 99% of the canned computer reports that give those (oh so popular) overall and/or category ratings. Dr Z will be personally taking a look at both charts in search of certain relationship "signatures" that are normally present in order to denote that a relationship has a "soul bond." The rating is based in part on the Dr Z Top Six Soulmate Clues, but is much more focused and zeros in on the most essential ingredients.

Since writing his Six Top Soul Mate Clues many years ago, Dr Z has decided that there are certain factors that he now targets as being most significant when giving a Thumbs Up or a Thumbs Down rating for a Soul Bond. These focused soul connection factors reflect inner-potentials of inexplicable (irrational) feelings related to a sense of fatedness, kinship, destiny, and deep emotional connection between the two people involved.

With Dr Z every reading is different, but some of the various analysis techniques used may (when appropriate) include synastry comparisons, composites charts, astro-mapping, and shared affinities. Yes, Dr Z nowadays includes explanations of a few of the major factors involved in his rating... but again, in this part of the reading, you will NOT be receiving reams of materials and you will NOT be receiving detailed descriptions of all the various reasoning involved in Dr Z's rating of the relationship.

Thumbs Up -
A Thumbs Up rating merely means that the two of you have a soul bond with the basic "right stuff," "ingredients," and/or "chart signatures" present that are necessary in order for a relationship to potentially work (with, of course, effort on your part). Every relationship on our planet takes work and effort to be successful, and Lord knows that most of us could manage to screw up even the most perfect relationship. However, relationships without these "chart signatures," generally do not work out. That's the nature of the unwieldy, untamed beast called love. It's much easier to point out and forecast relationships that are unlikely to work than it is to point out and forecast relationships that will work out.

A Thumbs Up rating is NOT a "blank check" guarantee that the relationship will ultimately be "successful" and/or that the relationship will last a lifetime. Bottom line: no astrologer on the planet can give you a blank check guarantee of success. Think about it... if Dr Z were somehow clever enough to be the one astrologer on the planet who could provide a 100% (or even 70%) guarantee regarding the success of a relationship - then he'd be charging the price of a medium sized country for this reading, rather than $39.95. (Before ordering... be sure to read more about our in vain attempts via astrology to discover and locate the Love Potion.)
Thumbs Down - A Thumbs Down rating means that in this relationship the two of you are in the long run most likely "spinning your wheels." Your relationship does not contain enough (and/or any) of the "right stuff" chart signatures. Therefore the relationship is not likely to succeed and/or can only succeed with great effort, determination, and commitment on the part of the two individuals involved. Yes, Dr Z realizes that the two of you are, oh so, very madly in love; and, yes, the two of you feel, oh so, right for each other (at the moment). However, in the final result, you're most likely "spinning your wheels!" Is a Thumbs Down rating by Dr Z 100% correct every single time and in every single case? Of course not. Get a grip... Can you prove Dr Z wrong by getting married to a Thumbs Down? Of course you can.

(Please note: If the other person is already your current spouse, then this reading should not be considered and/or interpreted as being a "blank check" justification and/or excuse for obtaining a divorce. Every relationship on our planet takes work and effort to be successful [some a heck of a lot more than others]. While a Thumbs Down is not a relationship Dr Z would have recommended on the front end, you've already jumped in and made the commitment, so it's better that you use the second part of this relationship reading in a constructive manner and to accentuate the positives and minimize the negatives.)
Borderline (very seldom given) means it's too close to call.

Part Two - A file copy of the Friends & Lovers Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere)
The Friends & Lovers report is an 18-25 page personalized report that takes two individuals' birth dates and then explores (in plain, understandable language) the meaning of the astrological relationships between them. This report breaks down the various elements of the relationship, providing you with detailed descriptions of the pluses (feel good stuff) and the minuses (the challenges) involved in your relationship. Here's where you will likely experience the joy of receiving reams of material and/or writing describing the various dynamics of the relationship. Speaking frankly, this report covers much more material (in much more detail) than Dr Z (or any other astrologer on the planet) could possibly cover during a one hour telephone call.

Cut To The Chase Plus - $49.95 USD - Same as Basic and add Part Three - a file copy of the Simpaticos Composite Relationship Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere) with interpretation texts prepared by Bernie Ashman. A composite chart is a relationship chart calculated and derived from the two charts of the individuals involved in a relationship. A composite chart is thought to be a symbolic reflection or mirror of the universally held concept that there are not simply two autonomous factors involved in an interpersonal relationship, but also a "Third." A composite chart attempts to describe and map out this Third autonomic presence of the relationship.

Cut To The Chase Premium - $59.95 USD - Same as Plus and add Part Four - Briefly include your current circumstances and/or situation and tell Dr Z what the one burning issue, concern, and/or question that you'd like him to briefly address. (Sorry, but this reading does NOT include back and forth email dialogue with Dr Z about the relationship. If you're wanting more than the Cut To The Chase Premium reading provides, then you will need to upgrade to a Dr Z Full Blown compatibility reading for $149.95 USD and not always available to internet customers.)

One more time - this is a "Relationship Reading." What that means is that it's a reading meant for two people currently involved in a romantic relationship or to determine how well two people would potentially "get along" if a romantic relationship were to occur. It is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place. Do yourself a huge favor by reading all of the boring information regarding what you get (and what you don't get) in this reading prior to ordering!

Please Note: If you are a PayPal member or join PayPal - then, immediately upon completing your order, you will be magically transported to a page where you will enter all the applicable information. If you decide not to join PayPal by saving your customer information with PayPal, you will not magically be sent to a page on my site to fill out a form with your birthdata and such. There will, however, be a "Return To Merchant" link where you can choose to return to my site. Please select that link as it will take you directly to the birth data form. (You say that you just made your order at PayPal and you weren't magically transported to Dr Z's form for filling in the needed birth data and/or other applicable information? Or perhaps the Form malfunctioned? Help me, Dr Z!)

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